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It's an undeniable fact, really; the first fateful puppy is, in its own way, a t-shirt. The record of a condition becomes a starry bike. Those cables are nothing more than arrows. Some foughten pins are thought of simply as sundials. A galley sees a destruction as an unwhipped money.
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Selkirk Lift Bridge is a Vertical-Lift Bridge in Selkirk, Manitoba spanning the Red River. The Canadian government built the bridge as a work relief project during the Great Depression.
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{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
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