Chips, bespoke cronut disrupt salvia bushwick cliche

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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}

{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}