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{"type":"standard","title":"Maltese Baroque architecture","displaytitle":"Maltese Baroque architecture","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q28133999","titles":{"canonical":"Maltese_Baroque_architecture","normalized":"Maltese Baroque architecture","display":"Maltese Baroque architecture"},"pageid":51129395,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Auberge_de_Castille_in_Valletta%2C_Malta_%2829359161198%29.jpg/330px-Auberge_de_Castille_in_Valletta%2C_Malta_%2829359161198%29.jpg","width":320,"height":190},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Auberge_de_Castille_in_Valletta%2C_Malta_%2829359161198%29.jpg","width":5435,"height":3225},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263011026","tid":"e18c9230-b9d6-11ef-97c1-6e829332ee01","timestamp":"2024-12-14T04:50:03Z","description":"A form of Baroque architecture","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltese_Baroque_architecture","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltese_Baroque_architecture?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltese_Baroque_architecture?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maltese_Baroque_architecture"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltese_Baroque_architecture","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Maltese_Baroque_architecture","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltese_Baroque_architecture?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maltese_Baroque_architecture"}},"extract":"Maltese Baroque architecture is the form of Baroque architecture that developed in Malta during the 17th and 18th centuries, when the islands were under the rule of the Order of St. John. The Baroque style was introduced in Malta in the early 17th century, possibly by the Bolognese engineer Bontadino de Bontadini during the construction of the Wignacourt Aqueduct. The style became popular in the mid to late 17th century, and it reached its peak during the 18th century, when monumental Baroque structures such as Auberge de Castille were constructed.","extract_html":"
Maltese Baroque architecture is the form of Baroque architecture that developed in Malta during the 17th and 18th centuries, when the islands were under the rule of the Order of St. John. The Baroque style was introduced in Malta in the early 17th century, possibly by the Bolognese engineer Bontadino de Bontadini during the construction of the Wignacourt Aqueduct. The style became popular in the mid to late 17th century, and it reached its peak during the 18th century, when monumental Baroque structures such as Auberge de Castille were constructed.
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In Between the Sheets (1978) is the second collection of short stories by British writer Ian McEwan.
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